A Strain That’s Out of This World
Purple Alien Abduction from Tri-Med has landed at Rize U.P. and for reasons beyond my understanding, I was chosen for a first encounter with this otherworldly strain.
Upon uncapping my bottle, I was greeted with a suave lemon smell, sparkling clean, but not chemical. Next, my expectations were upended by what I saw. ..bright lime colored buds, small springy, collapsible…not the dark purple hombre I was expecting. After preparing a fresh bowl and tucking into the first couple rips, my typical routine was waylaid by Winter Weather. One of the boys needed a jump for their car imminently and yours truly needed to save the day. I scrambled to take down any data I could…but how did it taste? How did I enjoy the ride? I could not easily say…but as I headed out the door I vowed to have another encounter soon.
This morning I prepared myself and was intrigued by my conclusion: This Alien was trying to blend in. It’s pristine citrine aroma was nowhere to be found in flavor town, which was subtlety earthy and mild. As I pondered this confusing stellar traveler, thats when it hit me: The Buzz! It had crept right up on me, confirming this Covert Cosmic Cannibis had indeed, come in peace as my head began to float in far orbit.
Purple Alien Abduction from Tri-Med is available in 7 gram Bottles now, plenty enough flower to make the Kessel Run, no matter how many parsecs it takes!